The School House

I love school! I love being busy, I love having homework, and I love that weird new textbook smell, call me a nerd but it's true. The one and ONLY thing I hate about school is that "know it all", "thinks their funny", "I'm going to be loud as to attract the opposite sex" person. Every semester without fail there has been at least one in my classes. This semester is obviously no exception. Also side note SLCC  Library Square campus SUCKS.

So back to that "know it all" child who attends school with me... I walk into class and because I'm so nerdy I usually end up being the first one in class.As the class begins to fill up I realize there is all kinds of different people. (seriously SLCC is DIVERSE to say the least.) About ten minutes after my teacher has started his lecture, this lerpy fellow waltz's in and this the conversation that follows:

Him: Hey is this English 2010?

Teacher: Yes and your name is?

Him: Well you see, i'm actually in your 8:30 class Mon-Fri so you should know who I am...

Teacher: Well I am teaching four classes right now and since it IS the first day of classes, I'm gonna need to know your name

Him: Ya so I don't think i'm going to be able to take your 8:30 class anymore because my girlfriend is a stripper and she has the car most nights because she gets off super early in the morning, if you know what I mean, is there another class that I could take with you instead or how can we work this out..

Me: 

So pretty much our teacher continues on with his lecture at this point because lerpy fella is not going to shut up. Ten minutes after that our teacher starts talking about our papers and how we don't want to hurt anyone is our classes feelings and lerpy guy interjects with this great saying:

Him: So what your saying is that if someone tells me my paper is bad that I could like fight them or something...

Guys I'm not making this up this kid was PSYCHO! 

Him continued: Because I was picked on in elementary school because I couldn't write very well and my teacher back then said that you should always stick up for yourself and that you can do that by any means necessary!

Our entire class was speechless at this point and the teacher said:

Teacher: Well... I'm done for today so I will see you all on monday... Except for you! (finger pointed at the lerpy kid.)

Every class has that "know it all" person but I'm pretty sure this kid is at the top of being the weirdest and craziest dude I have ever taken a class with..

Well that's all for now!

Happy Fall Semester Everyone :P